Is it just me?

[blamebrampton]

At work, I am a one-woman accomplishment machine, who can build a story in a few hours, creates systems out of thin air and makes things work.[Poll #1669623]

Comments

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

Good thing I don't have a sex life.

"Hang on, I'm just gonna set my laptop over here for a minute, try not to jostle it."

*snorfles*
So many hotties here!!!! Not all of them are gay!

[jad.livejournal.com]

I apologise to blamebrampton in advance for high-jacking her comment thread.

@dyson - THEY ARE ALL GAY. OR MARRIED. OR TOTAL DOUCHES WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE PANTS THEY WEAR OR HOW TO OPERATE A BELT.

If you are of an opinion otherwise, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE HIDING ALL THESE SUPPOSED HOTTIES.

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

Um... I found one hanging on a ledge outside the building washing the windows. He came inside and asked if he could charge his iPod at my desk. HAHAHAHA NOT OBVIOUS AT ALL, BOY, THANK YOU.

*happy sigh*

And I met one in the elevator and one on the train. THAT MAKES THREE. Okay, not the best odds, I know.

[jad.livejournal.com]

THREE? THREE? THREE DOES NOT SO MANY EQUAL. WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

I'm going to PM you my mobile. Give it to them. ALL THREE.

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I'm done with them, so I will pass them along. :D

[mabonwitch.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* OK, well, my girlfriend (who lives on Seattle) has a couple. Men, I mean. Though come to think of it, she has a, you know, A COUPLE, as well.

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I should find one of those... XD

[mabonwitch.livejournal.com]

Girlfriends? Men? Couples? (Or, you know, one of each, just for variety?)

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

Pretty much anyone who shows up is fine with me. XD