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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2012-01-01 11:45 pm

Things I have learned in 2012: 1

When doing a Google Image search for 'men's feet', make sure that the filter is set to Strict Safe Search.

You would not believe what Google considers Moderate!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So many possible smutty lies ...

The embarrassing truth is that a friend has a shortage of fanartists for her fest, and I said that I would love to help, but alas, I am not great at drawing the male figure yet, only female nudes and feet. You can probably guess the sequence of events from there ;-)

(Seriously, there were multiple penes in some of those moderate shots!)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/ 2012-01-01 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you had a live subject in your house ;P

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No use, he's playing Skyrim! Also, I need a few pairs of different looking ones. I think I'll have to haul out the art books ...
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[personal profile] ravurian 2012-01-01 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. I'm assuming it's not just feet you need, but attached to figures in various poses? If so: Brammers, ur doin it rong. You just need to make a post to your LJ asking your f-list to post their favourite pics of barefoot celebrities...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
D'OH! You're completely right! But I've broken out the art books in a bid to look for some classical references tonight. It's ever so likely that I'll not be able to get the foreshortening right at all -- I think I'm six months off being good enough at shading to carry that sort of thing off well.

And GET WELL!
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[personal profile] ravurian 2012-01-01 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm honestly a lot better than I was - it's just a reaction to the inoculation rather than full-on typhoid, so not all that bad really...

And (in case you missed this one): http://morecoolpictures.blogspot.com/2007/05/cool-shoes.html?zx=b6894425ae2ad19e

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*Snort* Despite your evil ways, I am so not writing Draco's Spare Feet For Those Who Judge By Toe Length ;-)

And HURRAH for getting better!

[identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*puts two and two together* What! You will be doing Beltane art? Why didn't I put art as a gift option in my sign up! :)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it's about a 10% chance -- I am passable at female forms, but not great at male. NEXT year, we could be in luck ;-)