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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2009-01-04 12:58 am

On the tenth day of Christmas, blamebrampton gave to me ...

A limerick. Oh shut up.

There was a young writer of fic
Who could not master writing 'bout dick
She had character, plot,
But of sex not a jot,
And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'

In happier news the notes to flisters F-H are actually up here, and for those with user names C-E are here and A-B are here. While I still hold that this was a good idea, it takes MUCH LONGER than I thought it would, and I have really really sore arms at the moment. This is because I have been rearranging the house and putting up new shelves, which led to a bit of stiffness, so I went to see the sadistic Chinese Massage Man, which means I am now still stiff and also bruised. I should point out that the second part of that was not intentional on my part.

Also, if I forget anyone, it's NOT PERSONAL, it's INCOMPETENCE, which I abound in. One person defriended me and I had a momentary panic it was because I had accidentally said something horrid, when I realised that I had actually omitted her! I'm trying to work out if I should say anything ...



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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You make me laugh, honey!

*sends liniment and arnica*

*hugs*

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's SO not fair, James had the Chinese Massage Man of Goodness and Gentleness. I had the one who is practicing to open his own dungeon!
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[identity profile] meredyth-13.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a foreign plot to make women suffer. ;)

But honestly, isn't that just typical? Not that I object to dungeons, but I think there's more to consensual than blindly handing over money. :D

I have a lot of things I want to say to you lately, but words fail. I feel like my brain is thick and stupid, and my communications skills non-existent.

So for now I'll settle for 'may your bath be warm and soothing'.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Alas, we've not used the bath since water restrictions came in. But I may clean it out if things do not ease up in the next few days.

And it's January in Australia, we all have brains of pudding! XXX