On the tenth day of Christmas, blamebrampton gave to me ...

[blamebrampton]

A limerick. Oh shut up.

There was a young writer of fic
Who could not master writing 'bout dick
She had character, plot,
But of sex not a jot,
And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'

In happier news the notes to flisters F-H are actually up here, and for those with user names C-E are here and A-B are here. While I still hold that this was a good idea, it takes MUCH LONGER than I thought it would, and I have really really sore arms at the moment. This is because I have been rearranging the house and putting up new shelves, which led to a bit of stiffness, so I went to see the sadistic Chinese Massage Man, which means I am now still stiff and also bruised. I should point out that the second part of that was not intentional on my part.

Also, if I forget anyone, it's NOT PERSONAL, it's INCOMPETENCE, which I abound in. One person defriended me and I had a momentary panic it was because I had accidentally said something horrid, when I realised that I had actually omitted her! I'm trying to work out if I should say anything ...

Comments

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

my vote - which you didn't ask for - is to say something. It might be awkward, but probably worth it.

Hee!Limerick! I prefer to read the young writer's fics and THEN go find porn. The best of both worlds. ;)

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Well, you do write the word "cock" now and again, and since we all know what they look like and what they can do we can imagine the sex. That, or go off and read or write some porn after. ;)

The defriending - I'm thinking if it makes you feel bad then say something. If it was someone you don't deal with a lot and aren't that fussed about, leave it - but go back and add them to your list, so if they fume at their friends that you're a bitch for leaving them out there'll be no proof! ;)

[annafugazzi.livejournal.com]

And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'
LOL!!!

Nice :D :D :D

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

Love the limerick.

Try saying penis a lot. It works for me. Or just...don't. Your works of brilliance need no dick.

[potterotic.livejournal.com]

A lovely young girl with a pen
Writes tales about beautiful men
All her stories have wit
And the boys are quite fit
But the Pope has more sex, dear. Amen.

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Do tell us who defriended you. Unless it was Hapendfro, who has deleted her journal.

[beatnikspinster.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Your work is wonderful without the porn. Write what you want. :)

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

XD You should just say something, even if it'll be awkward!

..HAH, but I don't read porn! So this is a lovely place to stay~

[drgaellon]

Pffft... you are undertaking a massive effort out of the kindness of your heart. Anyone who EXPECTS to be recognized needs to STFU and get over it.

[bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com]

I'm in the message the person if you care, leave it if you don't. *shrugs* And hee! I adore your writing as is but I can't say I'd be against a bit of the c-o-c-k entering the picture now and again. But don't strain yourself or anything. There's lots of others who can provide us with our pervy thrills but there aren't many who tell a story half as well as you do. :)

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

You make me laugh, honey!

*sends liniment and arnica*

*hugs*

[frantic-mice.livejournal.com]

o.O

Umm. I dunno. I think ur fics are PLENTY sexy. There's no actual sex (WHO CARES?!?!?! NOT I!) but there's plenty of tension, and grownupedness and that's sexay. I mean. Part of being an adult, for many peeps, is that sexual bit. The sexual element is part of the interactions btw Harry and Draco so somtiems to me? The sexy parts seem redundant. Not to mention that MANYMANY sex scenes make me laugh aloud which I admit is not rly the properest reaction but there u go. Not my fault if somtiems the writers have Draco with one leg this way and the other leg the other way and the back on the front and the front on the back and me being a CRAZY Micie try to actually u know act out what's going on and then have to wonder if MAGICAL peeps are liek super extra bendy. And I'm pretty bendy myself, but Draco? The freak could work at Cirque du Soleil. :DDDDDDDD

[complications-g.livejournal.com]

This is great. :D

[arobynsung]

Limerick: Made me smile real wide. Thanks, I needed that.

Defriending Situation: If it's somebody you don't really interact with, I'd suggest you leave it. If it really bugs you though, you could message her and apologize for the mistake, these things happen. Maybe I'm not sensitive enough, but it's not that crucial.

Massage Woes: Will feel better in a few days, maybe.

Happy New Year!!
(yes I'm still saying that)

[grey-hunter.livejournal.com]

Sadistic Chinese Massage Man? There should be a fic like that. :D

(Who is this author you speak of?)