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blamebrampton) wrote2009-01-04 12:58 am
blamebrampton) wrote2009-01-04 12:58 am
On the tenth day of Christmas, blamebrampton gave to me ...
A limerick. Oh shut up.
There was a young writer of fic
Who could not master writing 'bout dick
She had character, plot,
But of sex not a jot,
And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'
In happier news the notes to flisters F-H are actually up here, and for those with user names C-E are here and A-B are here. While I still hold that this was a good idea, it takes MUCH LONGER than I thought it would, and I have really really sore arms at the moment. This is because I have been rearranging the house and putting up new shelves, which led to a bit of stiffness, so I went to see the sadistic Chinese Massage Man, which means I am now still stiff and also bruised. I should point out that the second part of that was not intentional on my part.
Also, if I forget anyone, it's NOT PERSONAL, it's INCOMPETENCE, which I abound in. One person defriended me and I had a momentary panic it was because I had accidentally said something horrid, when I realised that I had actually omitted her! I'm trying to work out if I should say anything ...
There was a young writer of fic
Who could not master writing 'bout dick
She had character, plot,
But of sex not a jot,
And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'
In happier news the notes to flisters F-H are actually up here, and for those with user names C-E are here and A-B are here. While I still hold that this was a good idea, it takes MUCH LONGER than I thought it would, and I have really really sore arms at the moment. This is because I have been rearranging the house and putting up new shelves, which led to a bit of stiffness, so I went to see the sadistic Chinese Massage Man, which means I am now still stiff and also bruised. I should point out that the second part of that was not intentional on my part.
Also, if I forget anyone, it's NOT PERSONAL, it's INCOMPETENCE, which I abound in. One person defriended me and I had a momentary panic it was because I had accidentally said something horrid, when I realised that I had actually omitted her! I'm trying to work out if I should say anything ...
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Umm. I dunno. I think ur fics are PLENTY sexy. There's no actual sex (WHO CARES?!?!?! NOT I!) but there's plenty of tension, and grownupedness and that's sexay. I mean. Part of being an adult, for many peeps, is that sexual bit. The sexual element is part of the interactions btw Harry and Draco so somtiems to me? The sexy parts seem redundant. Not to mention that MANYMANY sex scenes make me laugh aloud which I admit is not rly the properest reaction but there u go. Not my fault if somtiems the writers have Draco with one leg this way and the other leg the other way and the back on the front and the front on the back and me being a CRAZY Micie try to actually u know act out what's going on and then have to wonder if MAGICAL peeps are liek super extra bendy. And I'm pretty bendy myself, but Draco? The freak could work at Cirque du Soleil. :DDDDDDDD
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(And yes, I decided that I would not be one of the world's great smut writers when I started making myself giggle at my attempts. At that point I decided it could only stay if it was there for a laugh ;-)
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