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Pursuant to the previous post.
1. If you as an author say that Harry had never seen such deep colors in a sky as he did that morning, I, personally, do not mind. If you have Hermione saying 'It's C-O-L-O-R', then I won't be the only one rolling my eyes at you to judge by yesterday's comments.

2. If you are posting to an archive that insists on British spelling, that's what you provide. Just as you would provide safe fics to the younger oriented archives and dodgy displays of man flesh to the pornier ones. If I ever turn to SPN-dom and they have an archive that demands it, I will be traveling and honoring with the best of them. But if it's just for our own ljs, then I think authors' choice is fine.

3. No one wants Americans to pretend to be British. It never ends well, and it means that some of the great fics of deep emotional resonance from people like Fray and Sansa, and Heathen's poignantly witty comics and Lil's lyrical art would never happen because the artists would all be too busy worrying about whether their characters were being stoic enough. This would be a disaster.

Or, even worse, it would mean more fics in which Draco Malfoy says 'I'm going nutters, you gobshite! What I wouldn't give for a Sainsbury's curry!' And nobody deserves that.

4. Though it would be lovely if overt Americanisms could be kept to a minimum. The obvious things … especially slang and companies. Needless to say, all of you whose work I read manage this very well, so if you have this popping up on your flist, it's something you already do. 

5. We all notice 'Mom'. We know Scholastic did it to you. This is why we have voodoo dolls of their CEO under construction. It would be a great favour if you could use Mum. And the pants/underpants/trousers issue can cause unintentional humour.

6. We do express emotion, just quietly, or with a degree of irony or self-deprecation. Harry is rather highly strung in canon, Hermione's propensity to flee to the girls' loos if she needs a cry is more typical. If the situation calls for absolute emotional honesty, then it is done very  privately and we joke about it later. As Lizzie says in Pride and Prejudice, ``It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley.''

ETA: And, as Shiv points out, animals receive the full extent of our personal feelings. And more public displays of affection. Not  like that, you disturbing individual.

7. The whole aluminium issue was Humphry Davy's fault. And if minerals were held to the same nomenclature rules as plants, it would be alumium. Strange but true.

8. Horrifyingly, the Macquarie dictionary in Australia lists alright as an acceptable variant spelling, and not just for the adverbial form (which I could accept as an American variation functioning in the same way as altogether/all together). This is not all right, and if any of you know any Macquarie lexicographers, I strongly urge you to remove all alcohol from their persons as they have clearly partaken FAR too liberally. They also prefer fiord, which is obviously madness, over the elegant fjord.

9. Not that this applies to anyone on my flist, but droit de seigneur was NEVER an English concept, more Sumerian. Must learn to not read fic synopses on archives. Stick to the flist, it's a safe place!

10. The heatwave is coming back. Bleargh.

Date: 2009-01-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com
All good advice, the only thing I take issue with is the "no one over the age of 20 crying" thing. And not just because tears are an iron-clad kink of mine. Well, mostly not.

Men cry. British men cry. My husband cried when our daughter was born, and many years earlier when I tried to break up with him that time. They cry at football matches, they cry at funerals, they cry at pretty much all the normal places where it's appropriate to cry. Maybe not while watching Beaches or because they just love someone so darn much, but it does happen.

And querying husband about his friend just now he claims that he's seen them both shed tears on more than one occasion.

I may do a post about this! I feel very passionate about it. ;)

Date: 2009-01-18 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, you are quite right, I have been merrily stereotyping. It was just so much shorter than saying no tears unless
* pets or children are involved
* a sporting team has just won against impossible odds
* you have had to sit through a speech by Boris Johnson
* the Australians AND the New Zealanders have been defeated (though not in cricket at the moment as that is too easy to be worth any emotion)
* they have just eaten something far hotter than they meant to
* it is a Big Life Moment.

But in all of the above cases, there's a probability of self-deprecation afterwards ;-)

Hmm. When do blokes cry?

Date: 2009-01-19 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wemyss.livejournal.com
Blood, gore, murder, sudden death, the Death of Little Nell? Fascinating and often funny.

Bill Sikes's dog? Uncontrollable weeping.

Re: Hmm. When do blokes cry?

Date: 2009-01-19 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Do not mention the otter! You know the one ...

As a matter of sober fact...

Date: 2009-01-19 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wemyss.livejournal.com
... I initially thought to mention T*r*k*, and chose not too, as it was too sad.

Re: As a matter of sober fact...

Date: 2009-01-19 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Like most of my generation, I am deeply, permanently scarred. Thank you for not.

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