Because apparently Shiv is being harangued by the dailies ...

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Have a Valentine, matey.

Though I'm not snogging you, no matter how much it would thrill my mother. I fear you'd swat me with a handy stiletto. Have some blonds instead: 



Pervvy Valentine Series by Laurel_tx

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"Father and I are in the Eyecandy Box!"
And I can certainly see why! *leers*