Nice things

[blamebrampton]

I was shopping with a dear friend the other day when I was overcome by a paroxysm of laughter and had to keep my mouth tightly shut and shoulders shaking like someone on the way home from a rave until we left the record shop that we were in.

At which point I turned to her and said, 'Shop attendants can be so unkind.'

She raised an eyebrow. 'Oh yes?'

'Oh yes. For instance, if I had to place a sticker that says "I'm cheap! Buy me now!" somewhere on a CD cover, I would not do so beside the words "Amy Winehouse".'

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY who_la_hoop ! It's hard to think of you growing up my dear little Hoopie, but if ever I were to have a secret lovechild I would want her to be just like you. Talented, clever, inquisitive and bold are all things to celebrate! I hope that you have a wonderful year and that you are currently being stuffed senseless with very good cake.

Comments

[symetric.livejournal.com]

I am surprised you do not have a secret lovechild. I can just imagine you falling madly in love with an Italian hunk who takes you to his gondola where you makes sweet, tender love but then you run away into the night...
*note to self* must not let imagination run away with no pants on.

My point being, I don't believe you. *glares*