Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Happy April Fool's... :D Just be aware that this sort of thing can backfire. Last year, I wrote a really convincing post about "I think I'm going to just devote myself to writing het from now on" and... wouldn't you know, I've written almost nothing BUT het this year? Just... be warned. *tosses salt over shoulder*

In the Southern Hemisphere, should I toss it over the other shoulder?

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

I demand to be written into an original fic, and my name is Mikka, with two k's. Damn it. And I sure as fuck better be a gay boy, who loves to bottom, so maybe you should call me Mikko instead.

<3 and all that jazz for you and your tortured intelligence,

Mikko

[meri-oddities.livejournal.com]

Heh. Drama queen much? I bet Kimi is very cute.

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

What...is a Finnish Grand Prix driver anyway? *COMPLETELY CONFUSED*

[glass-violet.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, you sound like the small girl! Next you'll be saying that HP slash is too boring for you, it's RUINED!

[kareina.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that it is only the bastards who failed to appreciate your tortured genius, and that those of us whose parents happened to have been legally entwined at the time of our births did, in fact, appreciate the the full depths thereof. ;-)

Seriously though, I love your writing, all of it. If you only write about Finnish Grand Prix drivers, I would be disappointedly, because the grand prix holds no appeal for me, but, despite having distressing little topography by virtue of having been run over by a continental glacier, Finland holds much appeal to me. Possibly due to having grandparents with the surnames like Tyyska and Niemila, and cousins with surnames like Moilinen and Nukainen.

But I know from experiance that if you happen to write a story set in a style/focus that doesn't interest me, I'll read, and enjoy, it anyway. (the whole reporter angle, for example) So, while I vote for more of the Harry Potter stuff (esp. the ones which aren't done yet!), I'll take whatever you are willing to share...

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

Is it ONLY Finnish GP drivers??

I have a deep and unrestrained lust, even now for Michele Alboreto.

*grin*

[sassy-cissa.livejournal.com]

Seriously...I love you.

[angela-snape.livejournal.com]

lol... very good, Brammers!

[drgaellon]

You have broken my brain. Send Crazy Glue.

[tomatoe18.livejournal.com]

I'm following your footsteps. Now I'm going to write RPS about fantasy writers. David Eddings/R. A. Salvatore. But please say you'll still be my beta for those fics! Because my English needs a clue sometimes.

[mytla.livejournal.com]

WOW, ugro-finnick!
That'll be a riot.
Although beware of all the illegal things about car's engines and tires and fuel levels and max speed allowd... 'you sure you don't prefer illegal marriages? *wonders*

[arobynsung]

Happy late April Fools!

[camillily.livejournal.com]

*dies* :D