Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Sounds potentially even wankier than HP fandom. ;)

Now you realize you've got to actually write just a bit of this for us - figure you've got a few more days in April to do so. ;)

[acromantular.livejournal.com]

Now that you've got the idea in my head, I'm picturing a pink sparkley F1 car, driven by a mysterious Aussie knock-out who somehow manages to take the racing world by storm, winning race after race despite needing pedal extenders. ;)

Wow, the MarySue potentials in F1 crack-fic. *headdesk*

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

HEE! The problem being that it would all be hate!sex: 'You bastard, you ran into my Ferrari on purpose!' 'Oh shut up, Kimi, you blocked my line and you know it!' 'I should ... I should ...' 'Take me roughly on the pit lane! Yes, you should!'