Bugger it all.

[blamebrampton]

Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!

Comments

[winnett.livejournal.com]

I love it! Can I beta your Real Person Slash about Mika and Kimi going down on each other? Please!

(I can never April Fools people because it is my birthday and that's just somehow wrong.)

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, baby! *bunnyhugs*

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much Sansa! I love the bunny hugs.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! (It was my ex-boyfriend's, and he's an idiot, but it is also Peter Cundall's, and he's FANTASTIC)

If I ever write any, you will be the first to know!

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Thank you! (not all April Fools are fools.) ha! that was kinda puny.

Glad to know I'm on the short list. I would hate to miss out. ;)