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It's still going!

(It being Australia's version of a political crisis, see the last few days of entries for details if you've missed it)

The Federal police have found the infamous email at the home of Godwin Grech and declared it to be a fraud. It seems to have been written within Treasury, sent to Mr Grech at home, and then deleted from the Treasury servers. Mr Grech is now helping the police with their inquiries.

In response, the Prime Minister has called on the Leader of the Opposition to resign.

The Opposition has said that while that email may be a fraud, the Treasurer really and truly did send an email to Godwin Grech asking that he assist John Grant, the owner of the ute that was loaned to the Prime Minister for campaigning.

Accordingly, the Leader of the Opposition has demanded the Treasurer resign.

The Treasurer, Wayne Swan, says: 'Actually, I haven't misled parliament at all, I said that Grant had received no special treatment. There were many members of my constituency who rang and emailed me asking for financial assistance, all of whom I referred to Treasury in the same way as Mr Grant.'

You will not be surprised to hear that he has called for the Leader of the Opposition to resign.

The Ruddbot has just outlined the whole saga on The 7.30 Report, which is one of the leading television news programmes. He did it in point form. Truly, the man is Harry Potter meets Cyberdyne meets a particularly dull volume of Hansard ... Allow me to illustrate: 

+  + = 

Now The Leader of the Opposition, Malcolm Turnbull, is saying that the infamous email was clearly concocted by someone in the Treasury, ergo, it was all Wayne Swan! Poor Malcolm, he is looking very tired. He's taken to waving his hands at the camera and using the journalist's first name, saying 'As you know ...' and 'Clearly ...' while his eyes scream a deep and personal desire for the entire press gallery and Australian Labor Party to die by fire.

OH! Now he has his glasses on and is reading from notes! He is impersonating the Ruddbot! Alas, Malcolm lacks the deep level of tediousness that the Ruddbot can produce at will thus making all Australians agree with him on any topic in the desperate hope that it will stop him talking.

Kerry O'Brien, the strangely sexy presenter of The 7.30 Report has just asked if it is not possible that Mr Martine (the senior Treasury official who tried to manage the questioning) was trying desperately to protect Mr Grech (the other senior treasury official who brought up the alleged email in the first place) in the Senate Hearings on Friday.  Yes, Kerry, I think it is!

Malcolm has just finished up the interview saying 'We are not responsible for emails concocted in the Treasury, Mr Swan is!' And you just know he was thinking 'And he should resign!'

Yes, my friends outside of Godzone, this is the reality of the cut and thrust of Australian politics. Not for us the heady worlds of vote stealing, fictitious WMDs, large-scale expenses rorts and other such world-class scandals.

Still, it could be worse. If the farming lobby were not desperately trying to get a crop in after the first rains in more than 10 years, we could have been looking at Sheepdipgate ...

Date: 2009-06-22 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocolate.livejournal.com
until your news is smothered in pictures of a small island in a duck pond, it doesn't count as a political scandal...

Date: 2009-06-22 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
That's the hilarity of it all, even if it all turned out to be true, it would have been such a small thing, and now it seems to mostly be a mole-hill rather than any sort of mountain (even a piddly Australian mountain, known to the Scots as a medium hill).

I am somewhat glad to have been here for the Blair/Brown years; I don't think I could have coped with the disillusionment. While Australian politics is mostly just one laugh after another if you ignore the four or five hugely appalling things from the last 13 years.

Date: 2009-06-22 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com
BAHAHA. Oh you crack me up. I've been watching all of this with a bemusement - I can't look away.

Alas, Malcolm lacks the deep level of tediousness that the Ruddbot can produce at will thus making all Australians agree with him on any topic in the desperate hope that it will stop him talking.

So very, very true! I love reading your take on Australian politics - it reminds me that there are inteligent, funny people out there, rather than the idiots at my work who spent twenty minutes the other day debating about a Centrelink photographer's opinion concerning KRudd.

Date: 2009-06-22 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com
Also, I fail at italics. My apologies. :)

Date: 2009-06-22 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I've spent all week astonished at Therese Rein and wondering if she lost weight because she wanted to or because the photographers and women's mags were so mean. So I'm not entirely deep and meaningful ;-)

This is probably the dumbest political crisis I have ever seen in four decades of looking, though I am starting to feel v sorry for Malcolm, and even sorrier that we won't have Julia Gillard in charge next week, I had a momentary flush of excitement at the idea!

And you can have as many italics as you like here, it's a typography friendly space ;-)

Date: 2009-06-22 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] old-enough.livejournal.com
I suppose it all comes down to "the Opposition" having to find something to oppose or they can't say they are doing their job?

Date: 2009-06-22 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Poor Opposition ... They were doing so well the other week when they were focussing on the Deficit. It's all just so Australian: money, finger-pointing and whining in a manly fashion ...

Date: 2009-06-22 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com
UteGate! UTEGATE! *dies laughing*

Date: 2009-06-22 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Could be worse, imagine: Roogate, Wombatgate, Kyliegate, Chardonnaygate and Barnesygate ...

Date: 2009-06-22 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
No no... Farnhamgate, to explain why John just wont STAY retired 8-)

Date: 2009-06-22 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Oh that's easy, he invested in Storm ;-)

Date: 2009-06-23 10:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com
I defy anyone to beat UndieGate. (About a third of the way down the page - 04/02/97)

Date: 2009-06-22 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feralcheryl.livejournal.com
*sniff* but I love the Ruddbot ( in the same way others loved the Buffybot)and he politely sliced the dorkus on channel 7 a new place from which his pooh might leave.

Date: 2009-06-22 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
It is all right to love the Ruddbot. It's only a little kooky and not at all perverse in the way that loving Howard would have been.

I find myself merely grateful that his programming is benign and that he has chosen to use his immense powers for good rather than evil ;-)

(Also, why are you watching Channel 7? It lacks Kerry!)

Date: 2009-06-22 10:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] autumn-veela.livejournal.com
Didn't we already have a sheepdipgate? Or something very close to it, anyway.

And I agree that Kerry O'Brien is strangely sexy. Imagine if he and Julia Gillard had a love child...

Date: 2009-06-22 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
That would be the most attractive ginger in the world!

I suppose one could call the Bjelke-Petersen years sheepdipgate, but I need Mr Brammers home to make good jokes about them as he was in Queensland and Murwillumbah for most of them.

Date: 2009-06-22 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
I thought the Bjelke-Petersen years were called sconegate or pumpkingate or something. ;p

Date: 2009-06-22 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Heh! Quite probably!

Date: 2009-06-22 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vaysh11.livejournal.com
I heard a summary of this "affair" on BBC World yesterday, and truly, your posts are not only way more entertaining, but also so much more more lucid than anything BBC came up with.

Date: 2009-06-22 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
They have to take it seriously, I am bound by no such constraints ;-)

Date: 2009-06-22 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
I think little Johnny scooped the pool on the expense rort thing with nearly 1 mil in post-office expenses for the year.

Date: 2009-06-22 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
They were ESSENTIAL! People may not have known exactly what he was doing!

Date: 2009-06-22 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
Oh, of course the were essential. *nods*

Actually, I'm a bit stumped as to why we're footing a half mil bill for Whitlam. Isn't he dead, yet? lol.

Date: 2009-06-22 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I believe the money is to keep him alive so that whenever any of these alleged scandals break, he can be trotted out from retirement to say 'Oh, this is nothing so bad as The Dismissal ...'

Date: 2009-06-22 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
D'oh! Of course...

And Malcolm cos of the pants down thing, or the 'life wasn't meant to be easy' statement, and Bobbie cos of the bloody idiot thing or the mistress thing or the 'no child shall live in poverty' thing...and Paul cos of the...recession we had to have, maybe? Oh, and his Italian designer suits. *nods*

Date: 2009-06-24 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozdobe.livejournal.com
Mustn't forget the clocks and the senate = 'unrepresentative swine"... I miss Paul - "scumbags the lot of you"

Date: 2009-06-24 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
Ah yes, he was very eloquent in his insults, wasn't he?

Date: 2009-06-22 12:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] complications-g.livejournal.com
I've been following this, and to be honest, I can't stop laughing. It's pretty ridiculous.

Malcolm Turnbull was just so ~offended over this 'favouritism', acting like he'd never ever do something so awful. It seems to me like it's barely anything to get worked up over, and I'm sure he's done just as ridiculous things. You can't be in politics and be totally clean, you know?

It's all very entertaining. ;)
Edited Date: 2009-06-22 12:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-22 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Malcolm I Am Such A Cleanskin Turnbull has a serious record of environmental disasters behind him in several of the many companies that formed his fortune. And he knows that he has dangerously over-stepped. I think the only person who is feeling wholly calm and relaxed at the moment is Peter Costello. Bless him, he almost deserves a break ...

Date: 2009-06-22 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Did you hear Costello's thank you speech last week (Monday, I think)? Worth checking out Hansard for!

Date: 2009-06-22 12:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] complications-g.livejournal.com
No, but I might have to check it out now. ;)

Date: 2009-06-22 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com
Australian politics - who knew how deep the corruption went!

Alas, having withdrawn from the real world for the last few weeks, I understand only a small fraction of this but that fraction was very amusing to say the least. *g*

Date: 2009-06-22 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I love it, pollies whose worst problem is that someone loaned them a truck. It's a pleasant change from the days when half the country is on fire and the other half flooded.

Date: 2009-06-22 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadzialove.livejournal.com
Well, all I can say is Australian politics are very refreshing!

Date: 2009-06-22 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
The funny thing is that this could actually have brought down the PM and Treasurer, though the government would have survived. For the want of a rusty ute ...

Date: 2009-06-23 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shu-shu-sleeps.livejournal.com
Ooh ooh I'm watching Red Kerry right now and the saga continues.....
I loved the illustration of our beloved Ruddbot, but you do need to add a piccie of our favourite journalistic pinup - Kerry O'Brien.

Date: 2009-06-23 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Damn! I was home late and missed it. I caught Hockey on Lateline, oh he is a goon.

Do you think the world would be able to cope with the glory of Kerry? I am not wholly sure ...

Date: 2009-06-24 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shu-shu-sleeps.livejournal.com
oh - that's a point - the glory of Kerry should be used carefully - after all if we get all your readers hooked on him, we'd need to feed the addiction, or it just would be too cruel......

Date: 2009-06-23 10:10 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flamewarrior.livejournal.com
Alas, Malcolm lacks the deep level of tediousness that the Ruddbot can produce at will thus making all Australians agree with him on any topic in the desperate hope that it will stop him talking.

XD

Oh, that British politics were so amusing.

Date: 2009-06-23 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Yes, I would normally be commenting at length at the current British situation, but to think on it at all induces fits of weeping. I will stick to the Antipodes and the laughs to be found here.

Date: 2009-06-23 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyemerald-1.livejournal.com
Looks as if the imminent threat of Turnbull's leadership of the country has been successfully averted, for now. Do you think there exists in this world any nation worthy of having had two Prime Ministers Malcolm?

Date: 2009-06-23 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
That would be too cruel! I am living in hope the next one here will be named Julia ;-)

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