blamebrampton

Oh look, there's all sorts of excuses I could come up with, but the fact of the matter is that there is no excuse and I should know better than to listen to my brain when the temperature climbs over 35°C. Suffice to say that it's the ghastly antimpreg fic again. One scene to go after this, I fear this section suffers from middle-itis, but I am too tired to make it funnier and have to flee the country again in eight days, so no time!

Oh! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY joanwilder ! You are one of the deep thinkers of fandom writing!


Author: blamebrampton, but she is very ashamed
Title: A Single Wizard’s Guide to Fatherhood
Summary: Drinking can have very, very bad results and condoms aren't just for Muggles. These are just two of the vital life lessons learned by our heroes in the course of this fic.
Pairing: H/D unless they kill each other, which is highly likely.
Warnings: EWE, mpreg, but the mpreg that people who like mpreg may very well not like, gin and hot baths in part one, lack of paternal instincts all the way through, rampant ridiculouslness.
Rating: Horrid!
Word count: 4693 this part, probably 10-15K all up, 8 written so far.
Disclaimer: JKR not only has nothing to do with this, she would run screaming from it, as should all right thinking people. My lovely beta is looking at it, but it is too appalling for her to deal with save in tiny portions. I'll clean up the typos in a few days.

Part one


( Part two )

Fic, or at least, part one of what will be two or three! (Lists will be finished this month, too!)

But first, HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO foi_nefaste , fallinskye  and japanimecrazed 

You know how all the best Harry Potter moments come to people on trains? My brain doesn't work like that. My brain says things like 'God, can you imagine if there really was mpreg in the HP-verse? Malfoy would be FURIOUS.

You know how I have these bad ideas now and then? Yeah. Don't read this if you believe that every sperm is sacred and every embryo a gift from above, because you will loathe it!

Otherwise, feel free to inflict it on yourself with the twin warnings that it's quite cracky and also what I genuinely believe would happen given the circumstances that follow. It is a WIP, but I will be finishing it this week or weekend, and it's unbeta-ed because it's too stupid for words.

Author: blamebrampton, but she is very ashamed
Title: A Single Wizard’s Guide to Fatherhood
Summary: Drinking can have very, very bad results and condoms aren't just for Muggles. These are just two of the vital life lessons learned by our heroes in the course of this fic.
Pairing: H/D unless they kill each other, which is highly likely.
Warnings: EWE, mpreg, but the mpreg that people who like mpreg won't like, gin and hot baths, lack of paternal instincts, rampant ridiculouslness.
Rating: Horrid!
Word count: 3168 this part, probably 10-15K all up, 5 written so far.
Disclaimer: JKR not only has nothing to do with this, she would run screaming from it, as should all right thinking people.


( A Single Wizard's Guide to Fatherhood )