Dear Americans,

[blamebrampton]

On the whole, I love you. I have long loved many of your countrymen, sometimes from afar as with Frank Capra and Katherine Hepburn, and sometimes from up close as with some very lucky young people in the 1980s and '90s.

I think your land is beautiful, your governments uniformly mad, your religious leaders alternately inspiring and depressing and your jazz miraculous.

But.

I would like to impose a rule on you all. If you cannot say the word penis, you may not handle, draw, write about or otherwise involve yourself with them. Babytalk derivatives do not count. Similarly, the F-bomb and C-bomb may no longer be. "That person used an expletive I am not comfortable with" or "Fuck me! She said cunt!" are your two options.

That is all, please go about your business.

With love,
Brammers

Comments

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Pardon the intrusion, but roflmao! Was it wearing a helmet? Could it shoot very far? did it stand to attention on parade?

Personally, if I saw a penis that was khaki or camouflage I'd be more concerned about getting the bearer to a medical facility than gazing lustily at it.

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

i'd say definitely yes to the helmet and the standing at attention.as to shooting, it rather would, but the aim and the distance is debatable :D :D

i laughed a lot.