kill me now ...

[blamebrampton]

All day I have been finding Prince Harry attractive. There are no words to describe the depths of wrongness ...

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[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Nor could I before today! It's the fatigues, I swear!

(Don't mind ginger, though, so long as they're not weedy with it.)

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

I lived with a ginger bloke for 5 years. His head was bald as a cue ball despite him being 4 years younger than me, but his pubes were like rusty wire. Hideous.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Did he wear a side arm strapped to his well-muscled thigh?

Because I suspect that could be one of the determining factors here.

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

You won't believe this. He was a bouncer at a night club (not when I met him - he was an engineer then). Covered in tattoos. 50 inch chest. Freckles everywhere (and I mean everywhere). Baby face, weirdly enough. Every whisker was bright ginger, so I made him shave every day.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

My mental image conjuror has just gone home sick, declaring some things to be beyond what we are meant to know.

Goodness.

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

Thank god we didn' procreate. We've have a ginger sumo baby.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

He could have made a fortune as a Teletubbie impersonator in later life ...