Goodness!

[blamebrampton]

My trip to Florence is becoming more exciting by the day! And I will leave that cryptic note for the moment until more things are finalised.

I briefly contemplated becoming Stephenie Meyer's nemesis, but then, as I said to someone recently, I think she is more the Bay City Rollers of publishing than the U2 of same. And for everyone saying "Bay City Who?" well, exactly, time will take care of her. So I will use my time more purposefully.

Is it appalling of me that living more purposefully has turned out to mean writing Remus/Sirius darkfic? Still, at least two stories will be posted this month, one H/D and one AS/S, so for the people who are only here for the fic, there is light on the horizon.

Managed to post one of four fandom related packages today. It could well have been two, or even three, if I hadn't managed to lock myself out of the house for an hour. Oops.

Comments

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

So now I know which fest fic will be yours.

:D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Nah, you will read it and say "Hmmm, it's R/S, but there are no jokes and people keep having bleak sex. Can't be ..."

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

By 'bleak sex' I'm guessing you mean lacking description and focusing on the grimness and fatal flaws of their emotions.

So it's just another excuse not to say 'cock' then, right?

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I think I may even say cock the way this one is panning out. But no guarantees.

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

I'll be checking, you know.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I know!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we imposed some kind of system where Brammers could only interact with a real cock once she'd mentioned one twice in her fic ...?

[calanthe-fics.livejournal.com]

Alas, I am unable to travel to Oz to enforce such an embargo on cockage.

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

It would be an arrangement based on honour and integrity, of course. Or we could make her cats our allies.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

My cats are loyal to me! And they approve of us having sex, they find it hilarious to watch. (You have no idea how disconcerting that is)

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

I imagine I may have some idea. Picture, if you will, a large, friendly, enthusiastic Rottweiler/something mix and a room about 10 m2. There were aspects of that relationship I didn't miss when it ended! :D

ETA: There was a man involved as well. Not just the dog. Thought I should clear that up. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, Mon occasionally thinks whoever is on top is playing the jump on the back and have a ride game ...

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

That is definitely the funniest ETA in the history of this LJ

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Hahah, I guess it says something about this LJ that I felt I had to clarify! :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Its passion for clarity!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

... yes!

I'm afraid I have do dash off to shag Charlie again. (See? It really does work! Who knew.)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's the perfect excuse. Have fun!

[drgaellon]

I think Mr. Brammers might object.

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

True - so it's probably him we should ally ourselves with to get her to write porn then! Under these conditions he could get her to write "cock" any number of times, I'm sure. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

There would be Words. And Pingrid could never buy his loyalty, I am the only one who can make several of his favourite dinner dishes.