I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

Comments

[frantic-flirt.livejournal.com]

How about some Portuguese (the Brazilian kind)...

Pipi = for young children (boys and girls).
Pinto = translates into *bird*, is very colloquial and not at all offensive.
Pintinho = translates into *little bird*, also for young children (boys only).
Pau = translates into your good old *cock*
Rola = also translates into *cock*
Pau and Rola vary from colloquial to crude depending on the context and inflexion you use when you say it.

:D