I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

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[wenchilada.livejournal.com]

whoopee stick
lap rocket
cranny ax
boink swatter
nether rod
dude piston
quiver bone
pork steeple

And you should be able to figure out where I got those from. But just in case you didn't, sing along with me now...

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

(I haven't read all the replies to this post, just in case someone has already used this reference)

Oh and as for Chinese? Wang? (Or whatever the translation for rooster/cock is, which I will look for later)