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[blamebrampton]

Lost: Brammer's talent
Last seen: Around HP10K time, though, if we're honest, it's all been downhill since 'Who? Voldemort?' 'No, Peter Mandelson.'
Description: Erratic, flighty, prone to obscure references, but likes a good laugh and a pratfall as much as anyone. Prone to running off with strangers and then being all coy about it afterwards. Overly alliterative. Occasionally found in pubs saying things like 'This Scotch is really very good!' Cannot resist conversation on story structure, unable to maintain serious facade for any length of time.
If found: Please do not feed alcohol or chocolate. Please keep quiet in dark box with ready access to water. Owner will be by to pick up ASAP. Sizable reward offered.

Comments

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

The small girl likes carrying them around in the supermarket, peeling the leaves off and leaving a Hansel and Gretel trail of them. She refuses to eat them, but is very fond of broccoli, cauliflower and raw carrot.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Well, those are three of the vegetables of the heavens, as opposed to Brussels 'Satan's own' sprouts ...

BTW, what's her foot size?

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

She's just moving into size 12, poor little blossom has inherited my feet.
Further to the vgetable discussion, she has taken a violent dislike to potato (only four year old on the planet, surely, who refuses to eat mashed potato and demands an extra helping of purple cabbage instead!)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

What's a 12 compared to a size 24/25? And I will eat her potatoes for her!

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

Erm, she has a size 28 pair of boots that are almost too small, does that help?
She still sometimes plays the 'potato' game, as inspired by your handcream last year, btw :)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

YAY POTATO! Bugger, I have a really cute pair of 24 pink felt boots. Off to another little girl, in that case!