Public notice

[blamebrampton]

Lost: Brammer's talent
Last seen: Around HP10K time, though, if we're honest, it's all been downhill since 'Who? Voldemort?' 'No, Peter Mandelson.'
Description: Erratic, flighty, prone to obscure references, but likes a good laugh and a pratfall as much as anyone. Prone to running off with strangers and then being all coy about it afterwards. Overly alliterative. Occasionally found in pubs saying things like 'This Scotch is really very good!' Cannot resist conversation on story structure, unable to maintain serious facade for any length of time.
If found: Please do not feed alcohol or chocolate. Please keep quiet in dark box with ready access to water. Owner will be by to pick up ASAP. Sizable reward offered.

Comments

[alicambs.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, blame Peter Mandelson, everyone else does, but some how during the party conference he's become rehabilitated! So, maybe Gordon Brown is now the culprit. :-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I think he has photos of all of them naked. It's the only plausible explanation ;-)

[alicambs.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to think too closely about that. :-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Mental towels! Mental sheets!