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The world is depressing, I am turning to shopping in a bid to up my girlie cred. But I need help. I was raised by men and lesbians. From a grooming perspective, this is akin to being raised by wolves.

I have manky feet. To begin with, they're duck feet. Little heels and broad chimpanzee-like toes from a childhood of frequent barefootness. And then there's the mangling. After ballet as a young lass my toes are horrid. Which was bad enough in itself, but then I shattered one of my feet in a huge cycling accident, so now my already high instep is even higher on one side thanks to the rebuild.

All of this means that I find it very hard to find comfy shoes that fit. And possibly even look good. I can live with look ordinary if the comfort factor is high enough, as I can distract people from my shoes without too much effort. But I desperately need some more brands to choose from.

Currently my shoe wardrobe is Birkenstocks, Doc Martens, ethical Converse rip-offs, Brooks trainers and riding boots. It is the shoe wardrobe of a sexually unfussy teenager who spends her weekends at Pony Club, Goth Club or anti-apartheid rallies. I was that teenager, but a lot of my flist wasn't born then.

So, you lot shop like fiends. Any recommendations? Size 36 or 37, wide fitting preferred, fit a high instep, can be walked in for long distances by even the gimpiest, some connection to looking like a grown-up woman shoe appreciated. And able to be resoled, because I will walk through them before the uppers go.

Many thanks for any suggestions!

Still avoiding the Olympics, but a dear friend had a very worthwhile rant to me today when the Australian broadcaster cut the last 20 minutes of the women's hockey, a sport in which the Australian team is one of the top three in the world and a game in which they were winning, to show the men's water polo team losing. "Because god forbid women's sport be taken seriously! Unless it's an Aussie swimmer!" she ranted. And the male water polo players weren't even hot.

PS Happy Birthday EEYORE! (I have the memory of an idiot fish)

Date: 2008-08-12 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
Okay, slightly on the dykeish yet comfy scale is Wolky, a Dutch (I think) manufacturer of interestingly clunky shoes. I have Zen in black, and I also like Ballotta.

I also like Think! shoes, although the ones I have are obviously out of season, as I can't find them. Also here.

No need to worry though. I have found you the perfect pair! No more tying laces, just zip that velcro, fire up the zimmer frame, and off you go.

:D

Edited Date: 2008-08-12 01:54 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-12 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I could work that, pass me the Bedazzler! (I love the fact they advertise it as High Street Fashion. Snort!)

I'd forgotten about Wolky. Hmmmmmm ... nice ...

Date: 2008-08-12 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
I am quite tempted by Aida, on the second Think! link. However, I am more set on these in red, to go with the new coat I bought. You know, the one that only suits tall, breastless women...

Date: 2008-08-12 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
They are dead sexy. Not sure I could walk in them, though. I really need some attractive men to walk either side of me and support me, I've only got the one and convincing him I need a spare might take some smooth talking ;-)

Date: 2008-08-12 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
I might never talk to you again if you persuade him.

Second thoughts, my dirtiest 2 men fantasies are now off the cards anyway. Or I'll have to substitute orifices to get it all to work. Pity.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I'm not saying anything.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
There was always bound to be a first time.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
While you've got your tongue out...

Date: 2008-08-12 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
if you say bum, I am fleeing.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
Not even for a tentacle?

Date: 2008-08-12 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I've swum with octopuses, you've got nothing.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com
I dare not swim with octopii just in case they try to mate with my bum.

O_o

Date: 2008-08-12 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
Poor bum! If it is still all bruised and so on, it might resemble the cephalopod mid-camouflage.

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