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Weekends are for ukulele buying!*

This time it was at the local musician's market (a well-run little private shop, not, alas, an actual market, which would be at night, and have harps* and mandolins, and be unutterably cool!) where the owner had told me he was expecting hard cases for tenor ukuleles any day now.

I popped in on spec, and while the cases were not in yet, he showed me the same type in a soprano size and I approved. But …

'Could I take a look at a soprano ukulele?' I asked. 'My little hands are finding it a stretch to manage some of the fingerings at the same time I am learning them, so a smaller one might be easier until I have learned more chords.'

'Good plan!' the owner replied, and started to show me through a few nice models.

Less than 15 minutes later I left with a lovely and teeny new ukulele, in its own rectangular case!

I had a mission of mercy to deliver hot chocolate to [livejournal.com profile] pseudicide , and then headed on home, crossing busy King St behind a couple who then headed down the same side street I was going to and got into their rather silly car. I had to duck around the passenger door that the chap had left open across the pavement and he only noticed after I was already ducking, but he sang out 'Sorry', so I smiled back.

When I went to cross the next street, their car was already in motion and coming in my direction. I waited, for I am polite. The car rolled to a stop in front of me and the man in the passenger seat rolled down his window. 'Excuse me?' he asked.

I was expecting to be asked for directions. Instead, he pointed at the case and said 'Is that a flute? Or a saxaphone?'

'It's a ukulele!' I said. 'A soprano ukulele.'

'We were both wrong!' he declared, laughing.

I grinned and waved at him and his girlfriend as they drove off, and walked home, smiling, happy that strangers see me as a natural arty musical type, and not the homicidal maniac my nearest and dearest do.



*I originally wrote that Saturday was for ukulele buying, and then realised that I have only had my tenor for six days, not seven, so my progress is not as dire as I had thought!

Date: 2011-07-09 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I'm not sure you should count on it, it doesn't seem to have done the Salvation Army a world of good yet ...

Date: 2011-07-09 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com
You think the underlings and underthings plan is more effective?

Date: 2011-07-09 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com
I do! Well-trained underlings will do most anything for a leader with good lingerie. Think of Victoria's Empire and all that whalebone!

Date: 2011-07-09 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com
The power of corsetry compelled them! Or maybe she drugged everybody's tea. The key to success was probably a combination of whalebone, tea, and mesmerism... *takes notes*

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