What the hell, August?

[blamebrampton]

I swear to you it was August the first three minutes ago!

The month in notes: Erised story 5000 words in. Two new garden beds created. No ad staff murdered. No one else dead. Wedding of nice friends! Stomach ulcer mostly under control. Month flown by.

BUT, I bring you all a wacky Australian news story. Because it's what we do. The Australian, Murdoch's 'serious' paper here (once good, now mostly tin-hat), ran a story:



This was the official Australian Unions Twitter response:



Sharing the love, guys. Sharing the love.

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It is such a bad year for deaths. We are losing all the good people, while total fuckheads are thriving. It's too much to hope that Dick Cheney will accidentally shoot Donald Trump, and then be taken out by Trump's Goon Squad, who clear up Tony Abbott in the crossfire. But I'd trade all three of them for a month of Pratchett or Sacks.

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

Now there's (was) an idea. Deadline (please excuse possible pun) passed, unfortunately.