On the tenth day of Christmas, blamebrampton gave to me ...

[blamebrampton]

A limerick. Oh shut up.

There was a young writer of fic
Who could not master writing 'bout dick
She had character, plot,
But of sex not a jot,
And her readers said 'Bugger this for a load of old cobblers, I'm off to find some porn'

In happier news the notes to flisters F-H are actually up here, and for those with user names C-E are here and A-B are here. While I still hold that this was a good idea, it takes MUCH LONGER than I thought it would, and I have really really sore arms at the moment. This is because I have been rearranging the house and putting up new shelves, which led to a bit of stiffness, so I went to see the sadistic Chinese Massage Man, which means I am now still stiff and also bruised. I should point out that the second part of that was not intentional on my part.

Also, if I forget anyone, it's NOT PERSONAL, it's INCOMPETENCE, which I abound in. One person defriended me and I had a momentary panic it was because I had accidentally said something horrid, when I realised that I had actually omitted her! I'm trying to work out if I should say anything ...

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh Micey! I do love you so! Super-Bendy Draco made me LOL!

(And yes, I decided that I would not be one of the world's great smut writers when I started making myself giggle at my attempts. At that point I decided it could only stay if it was there for a laugh ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Cheers dear!

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

It's just a foreign plot to make women suffer. ;)

But honestly, isn't that just typical? Not that I object to dungeons, but I think there's more to consensual than blindly handing over money. :D

I have a lot of things I want to say to you lately, but words fail. I feel like my brain is thick and stupid, and my communications skills non-existent.

So for now I'll settle for 'may your bath be warm and soothing'.

[arobynsung]

Limerick: Made me smile real wide. Thanks, I needed that.

Defriending Situation: If it's somebody you don't really interact with, I'd suggest you leave it. If it really bugs you though, you could message her and apologize for the mistake, these things happen. Maybe I'm not sensitive enough, but it's not that crucial.

Massage Woes: Will feel better in a few days, maybe.

Happy New Year!!
(yes I'm still saying that)

[grey-hunter.livejournal.com]

Sadistic Chinese Massage Man? There should be a fic like that. :D

(Who is this author you speak of?)

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

*cackles like Cosimo* (Niccolo gets bumped for the sake of alliteration. A bit cynical perhaps; I think he'd approve.)

There was both a handjob and a shag in Of Great Price, as I recall, but they were definitely sex scenes not porn. What are the other ones? And HA, I would be first in line for the Moody/Bill filth! I have told you of my love for Aspen's Moody/Draco porn, yes? :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Moody/Draco, god save me! (I am sounding very Catholic today, it's all the Evelyn Waugh ...)

Well, go on, link me!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

It's locked at privetdrive here and pornish_pixies here, so you'd have to join to read. Or I could send you the copy I have saved - which does feel wrong, but since I know you're a right-thinking woman I guess it'd be all right!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Yay smiles!

It's hard to know, I don't really interact with this person, but she seems sweet and young and I don't want her to feel it was anything personal, but then, if she just wanted to defriend me, then I don't want to stalk her! Argh!

And yes, the massage woes are rather woeful, I hope it does ease up soon.

If we say Happy New Year every day for the rest of the year, we might keep the jollity up!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

There should be nothing like that! And the original should be beaten with my brush!

:-P You have actually read my few bits of shag-writing, so I will assume you are not pulling my leg!

[grey-hunter.livejournal.com]

:-P You have actually read my few bits of shag-writing, so I will assume you are not pulling my leg!

Nope, this is me, genuinely puzzled.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It's ME! I am terrible at writing people shagging! And several of my unkind friends (usually the English and Norwegians) mock me mercilessly for it.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Hee! Alas, we've not used the bath since water restrictions came in. But I may clean it out if things do not ease up in the next few days.

And it's January in Australia, we all have brains of pudding! XXX

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just take this as the universe telling me to live without and save on the brain bleach ...

[grey-hunter.livejournal.com]

I see!

Honestly? I never noticed that about your fics - probably because I'm bad with writing shagging, too. Or because I don't really care as long as there's plot (and some kissing). :P

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

No no. It's the universe telling you how lucky you are to have friends who are shameless facilitators! And to check your email.

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Yay! I won't change ;-)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

One of us is definitely going to hell (that's in Iceland isn't it?)

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

No, it's a small town right by the airport that serves Trondheim - how did you know I'm going there next weekend? :D

[grey-hunter.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want you to. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew it was somewhere up your way!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

:D It's too fitting for words that I'm going north for my grandmother's 85th! I can't remember if the airport shuttle passes through Hell, but if it does I'll try to snap pics of some signeage to prove I've been there and back. ;)

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Sounds like one of my family gatherings ...

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

I do exaggerate. It'll be good to see people again, and it'll probably end early - which gives me the opportunity to go to a friend's birthday bash afterwards. It's all very efficient, actually - fly up on Saturday morning, go to two parties, fly back again on Sunday afternoon. I can pretend to be an international jetsetter!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

You ARE!