I always knew it would come to this ...

[blamebrampton]

pingrid  and I have been discussing terms for the penis. For some absurd reason we thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of international euphemisms. If anyone is interested in helping, it would be delightful if you could suggest a few terms. Our ideal format would be something along the lines of:
Percy: affectionate, mostly non-sexual references. 'Put your percy away, Percy.' UK
Donger: basic euphemism, mostly used in idiomatic phrases. 'It's dry as a dead dingo's donger out there.' Australia

Non-English terms are very welcome. Private names for those penes closest to my flist should be held off for another conversation, preferably after the consumption of much alcohol.*

I'm hoping that one of you provides something of sufficient curiosity that I can pretend this is a matter of academic  interest ...

*Local and regional terms are encouraged. 'I call mine Fang' is discouraged.

Comments

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

That will now be my new word for the remote. Pass the tallywhacker!

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

"Quit hogging the tallywhacker!"

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

"No, because all you do is flip around with it!"

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

"But that's what it's for!"

[potteresque_ire]

Extra Large Universal Remote Control suddenly sounds more appealing than it ever has the right to be...

[alaana-fair.livejournal.com]

*dies* Now I will giggle every time and advert for that comes on and my kids will think me even stranger than they do now! :-D

[potteresque_ire]

It does explain why men like to fiddle around with the remote control so much. :D

[alaana-fair.livejournal.com]

*G* One of the mysteries of the universe solved. *nods* :-D

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

Damn, my tallywhacker needs more batteries!

[norton-gale.livejournal.com]

That's because you spend too much time fiddling with it. ;)